the best teacher ever
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet.
What do you call a girl who is good at catching fish? Annette.
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
oh my god